Why?

Why is it that....
1. when I go to the bathroom I get interrupted with either a question or, "I need to go to the bathroom?

2. when I lay down for a nap I never get to sleep a full hour without being woken up?

3. when I am on the phone someone comes running in yelling something at another child?

4. when James gets out of the Suburban to do something the children go crazy and I get frustrated?

5. when one of my children do something wrong and I go to correct them, there are at least one or two others correcting the wrong?

6. every time I get a drink, all of a sudden there is someone who needs a drink?

7. every time I sit down in my chair I have a lap full and I cannot move?

8. every time I sit down something is needed of me?

9. every time we pickup the house, by the time we get to the end the beginning looks as though it hasn't been picked up?

Oh yes, This would be because I have five children. I wouldn't trade it for anything. I know that this is just for a short time, and this too shall pass.